…what? Remember that time you were high off PCP and cut off your penis and jumped out of a two story building? Well, that’s because you’re not out of your f*cking mind Wu-Tang Clan affiliate Christ Bearer. Bearer, who was signed by The RZA as a member of the Wu-Tang Clan’s west coast sect Northstar gained a bit of notoriety when the story about his self-castration and two story leap, an apparent suicide attempt this past April. A short time after, the rapper whose real name is Andre Johnson, told TMZ that not only did he have his man parts reattached, but it was reportedly fully functional:
TMZ: Does it work?
Bearer: “Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?”
Yes, yes and probably.
Well now Bearer is looking to explore a new venture for himself and his newly reunited manhood — porno. That’s right, Johnson will reportedly try to put his “Johnson” to the ultimate test as a adult film star. In fact according to TMZ, Steve Hirsch, founder of pornographic film production company Vivid Entertainment is “definitely interested … but wants to check out the goods before he makes an offer.” We wish all parties involved the best of luck.
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