Really, dude?
A Wisconsin man was arrested last week after police officers found him in a barn wearing pants with the buttocks cut out and a jar of vaseline in his hands. After Jared Kreft was arrested, he reportedly told police officers that he was performing oral sex on the horse, and had watched horse porn (?) before arriving at the barn. A further search of his person–yeah, we know–and his home uncovered small amounts of drugs and drug paraphernalia. Naturally, Kreft was charged with sexual gratification of an animal sex organ and possession of marijuana, the latter of which is a significant charge considering it isn’t his first marijuana-related offense.
Lastly, he was told to stay away from the barn, which, in the grand scheme of things, could save a horse’s life.
