In case you missed it, here are some of the most ridiculous, craziest, and outrageous news headlines we’ve seen all week.
Stacey Dash Pretty Much Says Rape Victims Have Themselves To Blame
Stacey Dash continues to show she’s literally “Clueless.” Please, Ms. Dash. Just stop talking.
22-Year Old Shoots & Kills Teenage Friend While Acting Out Waka Flocka Song
Enjoying a song should never be a fatal affair, under any circumstances.
“Zombie Cat” Crawls To Safety 5 Days After Being Buried Alive
Now famous feline has 8 lives left after miraculous self-rescue.
New Bill Would Allow Teachers in Texas to Kill Students
Because this doesn’t sound disastrous or anything.
Detroit Cop Who Killed 7-Year-Old Aiyana Stanley-Jones Walks Free
The Detroit police officer who fatally shot a sleeping 7-year-old girl will not be retried.
ISIS Video Released Of The Beheading Of 2nd Japanese Hostage
The 2nd ISIS hostage, Kenji Goto Jogo, has been beheaded according to newly released footage.
Mitt Romney is a Republican Because He “Wants to Help Poor People” But He’s “Not Concerned About the Very Poor”
Mitt Romney wants to help poor people, but just a few years ago, was “not concerned” with them. By the way, his proposed solution to poverty (no pun intended) has nothing to do with living wages, affordable housing, student loans, but instead, marriage.
