The express train just wasn’t express enough

Ah, the end of the work week. A chance to relax, unwind, see a movie, do a late dinner, and get a train platform blowjob.

Wait, what?

That was the mindset of this couple, whom Boston authorities are currently searching for, after a fellow train-rider sent a pretty stern message to the MBTA about his rather unpleasant observation as he waited for his train.

Dear MBTA, I understand you are having financial problems and it is difficult to maintain a broken system, however my tax dollars should be going to pay your police force because I shouldn’t have to stand next to a man receiving oral sex.

Pretty straightforward. It’ll be tough to find these two, especially considering the man’s face is buried in the platform pillar and the woman’s face is buried in…well. If caught, they could face charges of open and gross lewdness. Transit police lieutenant Richard Sullivan mentioned that he’s “very rarely encountered something as brazen” as this particular incident.