Cop Mistakes Man’s Penis For a Weapon

A hilarious video has surfaced on an equally hilarious Reddit thread today, depicting a man that had apparently lost his mind–potentially on drugs–in the lobby of an apartment building, resulting in his eventual arrest. There’s no easy way to explain the contents of the clip–which you can see for yourself above–so let’s quickly break it down.

Initially, the guy finds himself in the apartment lobby freaking out on presumably innocent bystanders, fully clothed.

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Then, he’s not-so-fully clothed, he’s moved closer towards the doors, and is gesturing wildly with his hands.

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Shortly after, his belt is off his pants, and he’s swinging it wildly, obviously drawing the attention of everyone in the vicinity.

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Chances are by this point, the police have already been called, but they haven’t arrived yet. So, weird crazy guy continues, and has mov–wait, never mind. The cops are here.

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Cop 1 is shortly joined by cop 2, and while cop 2 restrains the subject, cop 1 does a light pat-down for weapons–other than his belt, which he’s thankfully been disarmed of–and comes across this thing in his pants that just might be a firea–aw, crap. Dude’s got a boner.

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The awkward pat-down begins at just about the 6:40 mark, if you’re not down to spend your Thursday evening watching someone lose their s*ht in broad daylight.