Well..well..well, most of you probably started your day of with a bad choice in Milk. Last night on Conan, Ron Burgundy fluted his way on to the set with a special announcement.
“I like to keep my chops up, jam with the cats here… see if a lil’ backstage cutie ends up on my lap. And then later that night, she’s playing my flute. And by flute I mean my turgid penis. I want to announce to everyone here in the Americas, to our friends in Spain, Turkey, and the UK, including England…that as of 0900 Mountain Time, Paramount Pictures and myself, Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy have comes to terms on a sequel to Anchorman. It is official, there will be a sequel.”
– Sean Lynch (@Kiddfuture)