Drake – “Houstatlantavegas”
“I never had you, although I would be glad to/ I’d probably go and tattoo, your name on my heart…”
If everyone is having a good time, enjoying life on cloud nine, this would be a great time to avoid any and all of Drake’s solo career. Drizzy is Hip-Hop’s Eeyore: constantly depressed for no reason. All of his lyrics have the same effect on women as the last hour of The Notebook, which might be a good movie, but you don’t want to screen it at a family reunion. “I never had you, although I would be glad to/ I’d probably go and tattoo, your name on my heart.” And this is the point where all the dudes just look at you like: “What happened to you man?” Honestly there are so many depressing Drake lyrics in a soft way that you should just steer clear.