Insane Clown Posse – “Miracles”

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“I fed fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay/ It tried to eat my cell phone/ he ran away!”



“F*cking magnets, how do they work?/ And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist/ Y’all motherf*ckers lying, and getting me pissed…”

Unless you are a juggalo or jugalette, it’s rare to find an ICP song on your iPod. Sure, they are on the FBI Gang Watch list, which is pretty hardcore; but they also released an uplifting song called “Miracles”. Now I don’t confess to know everything in the universe or to even understand a significant portion of it. What I do know though: If your family reunion is stockpiled with Faygo, you may not want to put ICP on, lest you didn’t plan on drinking it anyway. They have a line that goes “I fed fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay/ It tried to eat my cell phone/ he ran away!” Why did that line get recorded? Why does everyone at your family function hate you? Why is that weird kid who lives across the street giving you a nod of approval. You done messed up. Should have known better. Then again, you probably don’t, I mean, “F*cking magnets,” right? “How do they work?” If you are an ICP fan though, you’re probably not going to take this disapproval from your family sitting down. “Y’all motherf*ckers lying, and getting me pissed,” you’ll say as you throw a plate of burgers in Auntie Jean’s face, which will promptly get you tackled by all of your male cousins, who happen to be way fitter than you. You will take a beating from your family, it will hurt, and you will cry. See, if you never put on ICP you would have maintained your manhood; now you are sitting on the ground begging GramGram to stop beating you with her belt. Your fault, man.