Lil Wayne – “Megaman”
“I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash/ I don’t talk it, I live it, I paint a picture vivid/ And them pistols popping like they sitting in a skillet…”
I can bet no one in your extended or immediate family will like this vivid picture (and they praised the invention of digital cameras and thus clearer pictures were always better, they said). Remember when dead baby jokes were funny? I mean, remember when those people you hated tried to make dead baby jokes funny? Yeah, Lil Wayne was probably one of those guys. Besides, did he really need to liken a metaphor to an even worse metaphor? And to make things worse, he mentions pistols popping off, which is too often the cause of children’s deaths in the news. Familiy BBQ’s are a time of getting away from all that, not disinterring them.
-Bryan
