Kanye West – “On Sight”
“Soon as I pull up and park the Benz/ We get this b*tch shaking like Parkinson’s…”
Your mom gives you free reign over the music for a couple of minutes, but before she leaves she requests that one rapper: “the one who loves his mom and walks with Jesus.” Oh, the resident lord of all things Swaggy and cool, Mr. Kanye West, aka Yeezus. So you turn on the first song on his latest album, forgetting that at one point he drops this line: “Soon as I pull up and park the Benz/ We get this b*tch shaking like Parkinson’s.” Oh crap, Uncle Joe is going to hate you forever for that one. First off, he is a diehard Muhammad Ali fan—never letting you forget how beautiful and agile he was in his glory days-and because Uncle Joe himself suffers from Parkinson’s. Way to drop the ball, my friend.