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funny party

Throw a singles party.

Like we said earlier–there are 60 million singles out there.  You’ve gotta know some of them.  Your friends know some of them.  Throw a party!  It could be fun.

Everyone there will be single, so you won’t be worried about any angry phone calls the morning after:  “How do you know Jerome?  Your number is in my man’s phone, why you calling him?  He ain’t tell you he has a girl?”

Pro tip:  If you do opt to have a party, make sure you have a room that’s off limit to party goers where you can let your cat(s) stay until the guests are gone.  Most cats don’t love strangers, plus there’s just this thing about single girls and cats….