#YouAreDatingALoser if:

— She doesn’t own any appropriate attire for occasions other than the club.

— Her only goal in life is to be a video vixen.

— He still lives with his mama and has to have the car back by 10 pm.

— Your friends who date nothing but losers are all telling you he/she is a loser.

— He can’t remember your anniversary or birthday but knows all of Lebron’s stats.

— Anytime you mention going out, he/she is always broke, yet has plenty of money for other things.

— — He does the Joe Budden, staying extremely calm and monotone while trying to make you seem like you’re the crazy one, even though that makeup on the pillow case is not yours and you know it.

— His/her Facebook profile photo is a mug shot.

— All his tweets start with “You know she’s a hoe if…”

— His mom still does his laundry.