A new teacher at Wagoner High School in Oklahoma started the school year “all the way turnt up” when she turned up drunk and pantless on the first day of school.
According to police, Lorie Anna Hill, 49, was arrested at Wagoner High School after admitting that she had been drinking vodka in the parking lot before going to work on her first day.
After chugging the said vodka, Hill made her way into the building, where she entered a classroom she “claimed was hers” and took off her pants.
“They [school staff] didn’t know who she was,” reported Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley. “When our officers interviewed her she did admit to having had some vodka yesterday morning before she came to school.”
Even though she admitted to drinking, she was not booked on DUI charges, as the police failed to find anyone that saw her driving at school.
She was instead jailed on a public intoxication complaint.