This might be the lamest excuse the show’s ever seen
Drake‘s a lot of things, but he isn’t a father. So, as confusing as the screenshot of Drake’s face next to an equally-light-skinned baby’s face being showcased on national television may be, rest assured there’s very little accuracy to the assumption it implies. Naturally, on Maury, there was a man and a woman who engaged in intercourse at some point–if they hadn’t, this story would take an even stranger turn–and they’re arguing as to whether or not the man who shamelessly brought his talents to PIX 11 (or whatever channel applies to your region) on this particular day is the father of the adorable baby pictured.
Naturally, the man postulates that he isn’t the father. His reasoning? That baby looks like Drake.
Really? Maury has been on for 22 seasons, and there’s a good chance you won’t find a lamer excuse. Then again, it’s Maury. There’s also a pretty good chance you will. The worst part–in our opinion, because there are several parts deserving of that title–is the man’s mother, rooting as if she were at an NCAA football game, for the ridiculous reasoning.
*face palm*
