Over the weekend, the Internet almost broke when Jason Derulo posted an image of him in a Speedo on Instagram. He is standing erect… Excuse us… He was standing tall, with water dripping all around and “boom,” the lighting accentuates a bulge in his trunks.

However, while folk are trying to reach for the asthma inhales, others are quick to bust the bubble– of all those folk that are secretly fantasizing about the “Trumpets” king.

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According to TMZ, people have created a conspiracy that Jason photoshopped his junk to cause the tizzy. Is it far fetch?

Absolutely not… Look at all the Instagram models and filter queens that are out there cat fishing desperate folks looking for love on the world wide web. It is possible.

However, Jason says “lanfè pa gen okenn!”

Jason told TMZ that his Haitian heritage plays a huge part in his pants… being so… full…

Click her to hear his break it down: