7. #LiesToldByFemales: Just tell me the truth, I swear I won’t get mad.
This is a lie and a set up. WARNING: Men, if you do decide to tell her whatever it is she wants to know…duck, block, and be prepared for your girlfriend or wife to instantly become a veteran sailor. We want to make you feel comfortable so that you really think we won’t get upset. We’ll repeat the lie, saying it laughing and in a joking manner just so you think its safe. But if what comes out your mouth isn’t the answer we were looking for…