8. #LiesToldByFemales: I’m fine.
Translation “I’m pissed!” This is also a set up. Any variation of I’m fine, or I’m okay means YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT’S WRONG IMMEDIATLEY or you can sleep with one eye open that night. FIGURE IT OUT! We know you can’t read our minds but we also know you’re not completely clueless, well, some of you.