A couple days ago, millions of teenage girls’–and quite possibly just as many grown women’s–dreams were granted when paparazzi shots of Justin Bieber, 100% naked scaling what he surely thought was his private balcony in Bora Bora, surfaced on the internet, showing off his genitals, the very same ones Calvin Klein was accused of enhancing when the pop star stripped to his undies for them.
Since then, the reaction has been largely in Bieber’s favor, as several outlets have lauded the girth of the “What Do You Mean” singer’s third leg, but there probably has yet to be as weird a response as the one we got from JB’s own father, Jeremy Bieber.
@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy ☺️
— Jeremy Bieber (@JeremyBieber) October 9, 2015
So awkward.