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A 23-year old Fresno State student was arrested after he was caught having sex in the agriculture department of his school. With sheep.
A bystander heard the 23-year old making a tad bit too much noise in the agriculture department’s barns and alerted authorities, who eventually called the police. The student was arrested on charges of sexually assaulting an animal, but he’s been released. Why, have sex with a sheep? Stress.
According to the student, he was seriously stressing over final exams. Police found that he was also seriously under the influence of alcohol. The student in charge of the sheep unit at the school, ironically enough, found out about the incident through social media. She was understandably horrified.
The lesson to be learned here is, get a stress ball. Don’t screw the animals.
