Russell Wilson couldn’t complete his teams’ comeback against the NFC Champion Carolina Panthers two weeks ago, so now Russell Wilson’s focus has shifted back to Ciara, his girlfriend and a “beautiful woman” according to Google.
In celebration of #W(oman)C(rush)W(ednesday), which was yesterday, the Seahawks’ star quarterback, Russell Wilson, decided to show off a morning and an evening picture of his beloved girlfriend, Ciara, and he wanted to make sure he got the caption just right. Just the right combination of words to make his lady feel special, and show the world that he’s a fan of his lady as if she too were an athlete.
So, he did what any logical person would do when they need to get something just right. Google it.
PM #WCW I kissed her & she had honey sweet lips that were lilac soft w/ a loving & affectionate personality @Ciara pic.twitter.com/qwxXkfWnCK
— Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) January 28, 2016
oh no pic.twitter.com/kpSw16wJHO — Natalie (@natalieweiner) January 28, 2016
Yikes. Unfortunately, by the time Russell posted Ciara’s evening #WCW picture, no one advised him that copying a Google search result might prove…counter-intuitive. So, here goes nothing.
Call an audible, bro.