Ted Cruz is competing for the Republican nomination for this fall’s presidential election, so it’s only right that he gets enveloped in a sex scandal just a few months away from the finish line, right? According to a report from the National Enquirer, Cruz has been romantically involved with five women not named Heidi Cruz, his wife of 15 years, which certainly won’t help Cruz’s chances of besting a streaking Donald Trump, especially considering people will generally believe anything, and those same people have access to voting booths.
#CruzSexScandal #HurricaneKatrina #TrumpCard @DRUDGE_REPORT https://t.co/tw7fs9qAWT We found the exact image pic.twitter.com/9WXiVj3mCT
— Rachel Scheinberg (@Fleet_Forest) March 25, 2016
The best part of the scandal however, isn’t the report that one of the women Cruz is involved with is Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson, or even the fact that the Enquirer thought pixelating her face would impede the internet’s mission to identify her. The best part, as is tradition, is the internt’s GIF, meme and satire-filled reaction to the “news,” which is a much better bit of “news” in the first place.
Bill when he opened up Twitter this morning #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/RaSHnXJF7F — Chow (@chow3) March 25, 2016
Me waiting on @realDonaldTrump to start tweeting about #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/K22rOvL3Ge
— Bryan Weaver (@BryanWeaverDC) March 25, 2016
MY MIND’S TELLIN’ ME NO, BUT MY BODY, MY BODY’S TELLIN’ ME YESSSSSSSS #cruzsexscandal pic.twitter.com/nYDig1vW69 — Patches O’Houlihan (@mike_is_bored) March 25, 2016
MRW I wake up and see that #CruzSexScandal is trending on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/A4QrJi6GUu
— Adam Burnett (@aburnett3) March 25, 2016
Waking up and seeing #CruzSexScandal trending pic.twitter.com/EKv0mEr1af — Popsie (@JPopsie) March 25, 2016
A bible thumping, “family values” conservative cheated on his wife with multiple women? #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/U8YLuSjY6W
— Rich Homie Con (@Cmccarth7) March 25, 2016
As neutral as I like to try and be politically, this one made me laugh. #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/W25YgTxsfv — P Scott Patterson (@OriginalPSP) March 25, 2016
When @realDonaldTrump sees #CruzSexScandal trending on twitter this morning. pic.twitter.com/KkrAXe3g2u
— Internet Palace (@InternetPalace) March 25, 2016
When #cruzsexscandal is trending pic.twitter.com/i6tiZLrtVa — Internet Palace (@InternetPalace) March 25, 2016
It was only a matter of time ? scandal season has arrived #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/VIZWWgEiMF
— Chris Smoove (@Chris_Smoove) March 25, 2016
