This is the hoodie that you should wear to all family functions where you’ll face on onslaught of questions about your love life, like when you’re getting married, having kids, and all those other questions you have zero desire to answer.
Saying “Can I live?!” in a Jay Z voice is always one option, but here’s a better idea:
Do like 50 said. Call your mama and tell her you met a thug.
Then tell her you’re eloping to Vegas and she can meet her grandchild soon.